These are my best friends. You may know them as "the cheetahs."

But today, I want to talk about one of them in particular:
Dani Marie Stolworthy... she is a babe, as you can tell.
I mean, you could say we're like... pretty good friends.
We've traveled the world together.
We freaking roughed it in a third-world country.
If that's not true friendship, I don't know what is.
But the point of this post, is not to tell you all how much I love Dani (although I am quite fond of her). Rather, it is to publicly announce that I am OK with her having a boyfriend. Let me redeem myself, I would LOVE for Dani Deej to have a love interest. It's just... okay, fine... I'll just get out with it: I don't want her to get married!
Yeah, fine. I said it.
But really people. Life has thrown a lot of curve balls at me lately and so that would just be the last straw. So, yes. Maybe I am a little hesitant to set her up on dates, but I will let love run its course. Dani, your top five will be coming to you quite soon -- but please promise me you will wait longer than 3 months before engagement.